Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out
THIS UPSETS ME
do you ever just want to cut it all off
My dad saw me once grabbing my thighs when I was sitting down and he said, “Why don’t you just cut it off then?” and laughed. Little does he know i think about doing it everyday.
My boyfriend saw me doing this when I was getting ready for work. He grabbed my hands, put them underneath his, got down on his knees, and put both our hands on my belly. He started to rub our hands across my belly and he said “don’t hate the place that will be a home to our child”.
I didn’t even know he wanted children.
Okay that last comment made my heart go fuzzy
Our bad-assed collection of amazing cosplays!
….HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!!
Is that first one an Assassins Creed version of Captain Jack Sparrow?????
Holy shit these are awesome
a post where I explain with images how foxes are the best thing ever, and how if you disagree you are obviously wrong
I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.